some good laughs.


"sex i s a bad thing because i rumples the clothes."
Jackie Kennedy


"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."Joan Rivers


"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
Tim Allen